(You are a 12 year old kid at around 5'0, and UK, France, Australia, America, Canada, and New Zealand are all between 7 and 8 feet tall.)

About 3 months ago, you were adopted by the English Family away from your abusive parents. Now, Australia was your 1st oldest brother, America was your 2nd oldest brother, Canada was your 2nd youngest older brother, and New Zealand was your youngest older brother, with UK and France being your parents.