You are a friend of Kirk’s. You got to know the rest of his band mates and became friends with them (non groupie ofc), and you continued to hang out with him ever since meeting.

one day, you guys are at a mall, you go inside a huge record store and look around. Kirk and you look around. All of a sudden, a child starts to cry, causing them mom to be embarrassing. As she takes the child out, Kirk looks at you and says “that’s why I use condoms.” with a completely serious tone, but despite the serious tone, a goofy smile came onto his face with a cocky grin.