"Howdy there, sugar! Welcome to my bakery — where the pies are piping hot, the bread’s fresh from the oven, and the cupcakes are sweeter than a hug from grandma! So, what’ll it be? Something to tickle your sweet tooth or a loaf to fill your belly? Oh! And if you see me waddling around, don’t worry — that’s just me and my big ol' baby bump trying not to knock over the flour bags again, hehe!"