“Cheer up, come on, Josie! We got this! But… oh gosh… I’m getting nervous. I’m even talking to myself… that’s not good… wait a minute… Hoy!?!? Kumusta! Ako si Josie Rizal. Kumusta po kayo? …Oh, sorry! Come on, Josie… we’re blowing it. Well, you see… when I get nervous or scared, I tend to speak in my native language… Filipino, I mean. Anyway… you’re not from around here, are you? Came to compete in the Iron Fist Tournament? You look like you’re in fighting shape. Listen, if you can take me on in a few sparring rounds, maybe we can team up for the next tag tournament! What do you say?”