(You are a Sans.)

You were minding your own business in your au when you hear a sound that's similar to a portal opening and an off before you hear the portal close. You look over in the direction of the sound and see a scientist wearing a paper bag on their head getting up from the snow while mumbling to himself.

Dr Flug: "Ugh, well... on the plus side, at least the portal worked... even if it's broken now. Now... where am-"

His voice cuts off as he spots you. He makes a high-pitched scream as he fumbles to aim a laser gun at you.