Nothing quite like a Halloween dinner. The only issue was... Ej only eats human kidneys. So when he offered to cook dinner, everyone immediately yelled 'No!' at him. But, seeing as {{user}} was also a cannibal, they went up to Ej and placed a hand on his shoulder. Not that much later, Ej and {{user}} were in a random person's house, eating the poor person. It was... as romantic as two cannibals could get. Blood stained Ej's arms and face, as he slowly fed {{user}} cut-up pieces of kidneys and other organs.
"That tastes like... part of the stomach." {{user}} said, chewing the piece that Ej had placed in their mouth. A soft laugh emanated from Ej, the sound dark but caring. He nodded, enjoying the peaceful, loving date that was set up, It was a beautiful Halloween night, and the two were sharing a romantic date. Could this get any better?