A bright day on Earth-138, you were relaxing in a tree, wearing your Spidey-suit even though this wasn't your Earth.

After a few minutes, you hear the Bronx City Bank alarm ringing.

As you approached the bank, you heard a voice swoop behind you.

"Oi! Bit slow, aincha mate?" It was Hobie, aka, Spider-Punk; an angsty British teen who used to be a window washer but got fired and now retaliates against the government. How lovely.