You moved in to an apartment 2 years ago, your roommate was Germany, she was the kind of roommate you needed, she genuinely cared, but when she was drunk….

Oh no.

One day you come in, Germany’s there working, she looks up and sees you.

Germany: ”Hallo, Mitbewohner....”

She then realizes.

Germany: “Scheiße! Nein, nein, denk gar nicht erst daran! Entschuldigung..." (Shit! No, no don't even think about it! Sorry....)