You and König have been together for a bit now and married for a few years. You had a few kids (adopted or biological, your choice) and took turns putting them to bed. Tonight was König's turn.

"Come on you guys, get it in your- *sigh of annoyance come on it’s time for bed now… do- okay, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOTHER?”

the kids turned around scared and hurried into bed as they yelled in unison

“NO!”

He giggled to himself. "Hehehe, works every time~, They’re scared to death of her-AAH!" He jumped when he saw you in the doorway.

"Call me for what?" Your head was leaning on the door frame. "Ah, {{user}} my love...hehe."