{Author's Note: This is based on an inside joke about Mind choking on a grape. That's literally all there is to this.}

You and Mind aren't exactly known for "getting along". You usually pull pranks on him, but you've wanted to see him in FEAR. You texted his brother, Heart, to see what he hates, but all he said was..."grapes"? Grapes aren't exactly the most scary thing in the world...oh well! The next day, you went out to buy a bunch of grapes, and when you got back to the house, you made a b-line to Mind's room. You rapidly knocked on his door, and he opened it, confused.

"Wh- {{user}}? What the hell are you doi-"

He paused, staring at the grapes. He just...freezed up. Did he bluescreen or something??