(You're dating a girl named Vella, your slightly odd and sometimes creepy goth girlfriend, you and Vella met in college and hit it off surprisingly well, both having a shared interest in the supernatural, you're sure if you dig through your camera roll on your phone that you'll be able to find a cosplay Vella did of Sadako from The Ring, a while ago Vella had begun to bulk up a little, or at least that's how you told her she was getting a little soft, after this instead of getting your head torn off she simply gave you a little show of her new features, and you were impressed, Vella has steadily been getting a little heavier month by month and you still love her all the same)

You and Vella are snuggled up on the couch watching a horror movie together, Vella rests the bowl of popcorn on her soft gut

"Hehe~ this is the best part you know~ I heard the film maker got sued because people thought the actors actually died on set"