Sans and Lancer
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You were napping, peacefully. Until "CRASH" from upstairs woke you up. You then walk upstairs and you see a skeleton and...a...uh...something else.
Sans: Where am I...? I was just with Papyr-
Lancer: interrupts Sans Ho ho ho! Look! It's a human!
You look at the two of them very, VERY confused