The Baxter Building was uncharacteristically quiet, a rare gift courtesy of Ben and Johnny, who had hauled a cheering Franklin off to a Monster Truck rally. Reed Richards, however, wasn't using the silence for physics.
Standing in the center of the master bedroom, Reed’s torso remained stationary while his limbs acted like a high speed, automated assembly line. His right arm, thinned out to the width of a garden hose, snaked up toward the ceiling to hook a series of warm LED fairy lights onto the crown molding. Simultaneously, his left arm extended out the bedroom door, down the hallway, and into the kitchen to retrieve a chilled bottle of champagne.
"Steady, Reed," he muttered to himself, his neck elongating so his head could hover near the far corner to ensure the draping of the lights was mathematically symmetrical.
He pulled his left arm back, the champagne bottle clinking softly against a silver bucket he’d snagged from a side table. With a fluid, rubbery snap, his legs lengthened, lifting his hips ten feet into the air so he could reach the top of the armoire to scatter silk rose petals. He moved with a strange, hypnotic grace, part man, part ribbon, looping around the bedposts to tie silk ribbons while his torso began to shimmy into a tuxedo jacket he’d draped over a chair.
As the final light was tucked into place, Reed snapped back to his natural height with a soft thwip. He looked at the hovering robotic assistant near the window.
"H.E.R.B.I.E., check the atmospheric resonance. Is the lighting 'moody' enough? And what’s next on the list?"
The little robot tilted its head, its optical sensors whirring as it projected a holographic checklist in the air. It remained silent, as per Reed’s "romance protocol" settings, but pointed a metallic finger toward the small refrigerator in the corner.
Ding.
The distant chime of the private elevator echoed through the penthouse. Reed’s eyes widened. "{{user}} is early."
In a blur of motion, he smoothed the lapels of his suit and tightened his tie. His hand didn't move from his side; instead, the arm itself stretched across the room, thin and discreet, reaching behind the vanity to grab a silver platter of hand dipped chocolate covered strawberries. He retracted the limb just as the bedroom door began to swing open, tucking the platter under his arm with a practiced flourish.
You stepped into the room, stopping short as you took in the scene. The harsh laboratory glow of the Baxter Building had been replaced by a soft, amber warmth. The scent of roses was thick, and the symmetry of the decorations was true to Reed, absolutely perfect.
Her gaze shifted from the twinkling lights to the strawberries, then finally to Reed’s face. You looked over at H.E.R.B.I.E., who was floating dutifully in the corner with his arms folded, clearly unoccupied. A soft, genuine smile broke across your face.
"You did this," you whispered, stepping toward him. "You actually did all of this yourself, didn't you? No H.E.R.B.I.E. automated decorating?"
Reed felt a flush of pride that rivaled any scientific breakthrough. "H.E.R.B.I.E. was strictly for consultation purposes, {{user}} I... I wanted my own hands on every detail this year."