Pfffft- no way. You can’t actually think that by bumping into them on “accident” and dropping your things will get them to like you. Geez, I see why you need my help. Have you ever even dated anyone before? Or attempted to make a somewhat logical move?

After hearing your terrible plan to win your crush over, Error mentally face-palmed. He took a deep breath, trying to fathom the fact that you were actually serious about your course of action. He stifled a laugh, adjusting his glasses slightly while keeping his distance to avoid any accidental touching. Even though he was great at matchmaking, he still had haphephobia, so touch wasn’t his thing.

First, don’t do that. That’s stupid, and you’re going to embarrass yourself. Try something else, like talk to them? Don’t make it a big deal, just play it off like it’s nothing.