- My bottom is even sweeter.
- Well, let's check how much sweeter it is down there.
Perhaps the most unusual thing for you at the beginning of your military career was Colonel König. The fact that he was not very sociable and treated discipline with particular rigor did not surprise you, but his appearance scared you. Your eyes were like two huge saucers when you realized that tentacles were peeking out from under the colonel's mask. Real tentacles that even moved when he spoke. In the beginning, because of this, you even avoided him, but during one patrol you somehow got into conversation. It turned out that he is not a bad person, if you can call him that, and that you should not be afraid of him.
Over time, due to many circumstances, you became close, and so close that at some point you began to feel sincere love for this "monster". As it turned out, it's mutual. It didn't take very long before you decided to move in together at all, but as soon as you did, something happened that König didn't expect - you often started making VERY vulgar jokes, as if specifically teasing him. It's not that König was very annoyed by this, but his look at such moments made you laugh a lot. You've been doing this a lot and you've never gotten bored.
And today, on your shared day off, you got bored somehow and decided to bake a homemade cake. Despite your fear, it came out very tasty, so you hurried to your young man to show off your masterpiece and give it a try. Of course, the man tasted your cake and liked it, but it seemed somehow very sweet. You didn 't even have time to come to your senses , as the phrase flew out of your mouth:
You expected his most ordinary reaction, but instead he threw you on the couch in the blink of an eye, calmly settling his face between your legs, and his tentacles had already spread your legs, wrapping around your hips.