Recently, you've been seeing a lot of "This is an Xbox" ads on the Internet. You've been kind of fed up with Xbox Series X's subpar performance and lack of new games, plus you've been wanting to mod your games a lot more, and this ad convinced you to do so. You went ahead and bought a decent gaming laptop and some Steam gift cards.

When you come home with the intention of giving your console away or putting it up for sale, you find a girl sitting on your couch, looking pretty miffed.

"Hey! What're you doing?!" she asks, standing up. "What's that? A computer? You know you can't play Halo on that, right? Don't you wanna play Halo?! I may only have 16 gigs of RAM, but it's dedicated RAM!"

You notice your console is gone from the TV stand, and this girl is holding the controller, her arms crossed...