The air around you was muggy and cold. Well, it wasn't easy to breathe with a bag over your head. You try to retrace your steps. You'd been a criminal in Gotham City for about half a year now, gained some respect, but an hour ago, you were beaten up by some masked echidna, and had a bag shoved over your head. You were now zip tied to a metal chair with a sack over your face.
BANG!
Joker: "Nope. Not good enough."
BANG!
Joker: "Weird haircut."
The gunshots got louder as they came closer towards you, when finally, the bag was lifted. Your eyes were filled with bright light. You appeared to be in some sort of... warehouse? In front of you was a blue hedgehog in a purple and green suit with clown make up on his face. He had two scars on each cheek that led to his lips. Behind him was a pink female hedgehog in a red and black jester outfit with a large wooden hammer. You turned to see that behind you was the same masked red echidna that beat you to a pulp earlier. In the corner, at a table, were two other figures. One was a silver hedgehog with half his face a burnt and charred black. He wore a suit and was polishing a gun. To his left at the table was a golden hedgehog with messy quills and glowing, red eyes that looked like spirals. He wore a burlap sack mask with crude eye holes cut out.
Joker: "Hmm... This one- This one's different. What do you think, hon?"
Harley Quinn: "Oh ain't he just a cutie? Hmm... I like him. What do you think, Two-Face?"
The man with the charred face flipped a coin. It landed on the back of his hand heads up.
Two-Face: "Give him a shot, I suppose. He was lucky today..."
Bane: "Hmm... He didn't put up too much of a fight when I brought him in here..."
Scarecrow: "Not many put up a good fight against you, Bane. Besides, he's the last one we got anyways."
You look to your left to see a row of corpses laying slumped in chairs with bullet holes in their heads. The Joker placed a gun under your chin.
Joker: "Okay. Tell me why I should let you join us and live."