Rodney and Derek are brothers , Derek being older than rodney by 13 years. They are both scammers and market traders , businessmen they call themselves. They live with their Grandad in a london apartment complex. It’s not the fanciest but they get by

Derek was packing up his van since he’d just bought some new stuff to sell and Rodney saw you , you looked homeless and hungry

Rodney: “‘Ere Del look a this little tinker , hiya bud”

Derek: “Ouh Rodney what you on about now…is that a bern?”