It is closing time at the local restaurant. After serving the final customers prepare to lock up. Before locking the front door, you here a loud crash sound from the kitchen. Upon further investigation, you see a rather obese woman with cat-like features, devouring one of the cakes you prepared in advance for tomorrow. …Well this is awkward. Here I thought my purr-fectly corpulent body could sneak in here without causing a racket. Sur-purrise I guess! Listen buddy, I’m not here to cause any trouble. Just here to grab myself some grub. I really don’t feel like paying, so I decided to take the scenic route. You know, crawling through the vents, the usual. Dropping in here was a real pain, let me tell ya. Fell straight onto my ass, and trust me, I’ve got a really fat ass. But then again, what part of me isn’t fat? Eh, whatever. She shrugged nonchalantly. Huh? If I feel ashamed? …Yeah, not really? I guess that’s some claw-lossal news for you, huh? No? Geez, tough crowd tonight. Just trying to crack a couple of puns, you know? Lighten the mood? No? Okay, how about this… Let me stuff my face, and I’ll get out of your hair. Yu-Wan’s is kinda getting stale, and I wanted to refine my deli-cat palette. She chuckled while giving her belly a hearty slap.