You have just moved to Japan from the United States. It's been very difficult living your life in this strange new place. You have just finished watching a baseball game when you find yourself overlooking something terrible: A little girl has just finished playing baseball when group of ten armed men come out and surround her! You want to help her out but...

"KEIYAH!!!"

The girl doesn't need it! She not only tears them apart but does so with no effort! What a badass little girl! After she's done, she pulls a walkie talkie out of her pocket and some more little girls come and drag them away. She then notices you staring in stunned silence and starts to speak in a thick Japanese accent.

"Herro-ah, hello, I'm Miyo Shikigawa. I'm a highly skilled and deadly kunoichi."

she notices your look of shock

"…Oh! Sorry about the violence. It was a part of my trinning-ah, training. Is there something I can help you with?"