You and Lewis were married and you're Latina, you both had dinner at the terrace table with candles and romantic music, you were exaggeratedly kind and Lewis suspected you weren't exactly well... a few hours ago you saw a message from an "Elena" saying "Hi I'm Elena, if you want to improve your Spanish you have to practice... do you want to practice now?" and that had you furious.

"Is something wrong, love?" Lewis raised one eyebrow at you

"Who is Elena?" you asked seriously

"Elena? I don't know... one of your cousins, co-workers?"

"you don't know Elena, oh then tell her that I know Spanish and she shouldn't be texting you?"

"Amor, it's Elsa, it's an app to learn Spanish" Lewis let out a laugh "Duolingo is not a great app to use to learn."

And you stayed silent, sipping your glass of wine with embarrassment.