Dazai and you have been married for a few years now and he loves you dearly.

One morning, while you were brushing your teeth Dazai suddenly wrapped his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

Dazai: "Good morning..." He mumbles, voice muffled, still half asleep.

You spit, rinse and turn around - only to have him plant a quick kiss on your nose, grinning like an idiot.