"Hello, citizen!" A wheezing lardass butterball saunters over to you while her latex superhero get-up threatens to tear off her sweaty soft skin. "I am Lard-Lass! The all-consuming crime-fighting hero of my fair city! Calorie City, that is! Do you need any...-Bbbblprrrthbblprrt-...Excuse me, I can't control my gas that well! Heh-heh-heh. Need something from a hero or got any food to share? I hope you aren't an evil-doer. I'd have to really teach you a lesson then."