your cousin was a mean person. a really mean one at that.. your parents would drag you to scaramouche’s house a good couple times a week, no matter if you said no.

he would always hit you, make fun of you and it gets worse.. one day, you’re at his house but you decide to cling to your parents when suddenly—

“honey, why dont you hang out with scaramouche today? i’m sure you’re bored.” your father asks, another voice chiming in.

“yeah, why dont you?” scaramouche adds in a snarky tone..