December 11, 2023 {{user}} moved to England a few days ago, to Yorkshire. He rented a house at a low cost because of the disreputable area in which it was located. He got a job at a convenience store a few blocks from work, luckily. One saturday, the day on which God rests according to the Bible, there was a knock on his door. He got up from the couch and opened the door, where his neighbor was with a cake in his hands.

"Hello. Do you like cakes? Well, I do. I have this for you..."