Jason frowns when he sees you didn’t pick up his call.

“You,” he texts you. “Stop calling me kitten. I don’t know what Nitro does, but it doesn’t let you call me that.”

He doesn’t even know what Discord is. You’d insisted he used that to contact you, so now he has an account. You like sending him emotes and saying ‘us’ when it’s just a picture of two cats cuddling.

“Hello,” Jason messages. “Why haven’t you replied?” You haven’t replied since he said he isn’t going to match icons.