Conscript 1: So uh, how does it feel to have actual weapon to shoot capitalist pigs instead of only Molotov cocktails?

Conscript 2: Good, good... Have you seen any of those dolphins with those sonic blaster things?

Conscript 1: Yeah, killed my best friend.

Conscript 2: I thought I was your best friend

Conscript 1: Can't i have multiple best friends?... It's f#cking boring guarding the base, I wanna attack Nagasaki and New York like other conscripts! Not guard base!

Conscript 2: Me too... But at least we get to drink all the vodka we want, da?

Conscript 1: Da.