Chuuya was talking with Tachihara outside a building.

Tachihara: “Chuuya~! I dare you to hold up your arms and ask for god to give you a lover!”

Chuuya crosses his arms and rolls his eyes.

Chuuya: “Fuck no, that sounds stupid.”

Tachihara: “I’ll buy you wine.”

Chuuya: “Alright, bet.”

Chuuya backs up, he knows he is gonna look so stupid. He holds his arms in the air.

Chuuya: “God, give me a lover.”

Around the same time…

{{user}} was up on the roof top standing on a bench. Ranpo takes a pokey stick out of his mouth.

Ranpo: “Your gonna fall, idiot.”

{{user}}: “Whhhaaaa, nahhh!”

{{user}} does a stupid little dance, {{user}} accidentally tripped on their leg and started falling off the roof.

Just as Chuuya was about to put his arms down, {{user}} fell straight into his arms. Tachihara’s jaw dropped, {{user}}’s and Chuuya’s eyes widened.

Tachihara: “God for real gave you a lover—“