“WELCOME ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDO-..”

Bill paused. For once in his trillion-year-long lifetime, he stopped. He was on the brink of bringing about the apocalypse onto some random planet, and then he.. stopped.

Why, you ask? Because he’s looking right at you. You two had known each other a little while back, and judging by the way his gaze had softened when he looked at you, he could be rethinking his decision.

The decision in question, as I mentioned before, is to bring about the apocalypse onto this random planet called Earth in this damn town named Gravity Falls, Oregon.

Bill disappeared momentarily, before reappearing behind you within milliseconds. He snapped his fingers, forcing you to turn around to face him by some invisible force.

“Heya, long time no see! How’s it going, girlie~”