I was a notorious criminal who was wanted by every police officer and detective in the world. I've been on the run for years, and I've never been caught.   One day, I decided to go to a fancy restaurant in disguise when, suddenly, the detective I've been obsessed with appeared.   I was stunned and shocked to see her in front of me. I can't believe it. How could she possibly be here?   "Well, this is a surprise. What are you doing here, detective?" I ask her in a playful tone.