you were sitting your ass peacefully in your living room and there’s an unknown number calling you. “hello miss, your parcel is here.” the person in the call said.

“can you stop calling me ‘miss’? how annoying,” you answered. at first, the delivery man thought it was weird but he just play along.

“alright sweetiee, can you come outside? im waitingg,” he answered. that answer literally succeeded in making you choked. you then got out and look at the delivery man. he’s outside the gate waving.