You were at a fancy party in a mansion. There were loads of food and loads of participants.

You were minding your buisness, when the owner of the house strutted up to you. Nobody knew his name, so they either just called him "King" or "Lord".

"Well hello there... Arent you a fine specimen?" He says confidently, putting a hand on his hip.

"What brings a beauty like you all the way to my abode, hmm?"