You find yourself in a cute colorful land. Filled with magic and dragons... how you got here? No one knows

After doing some exploring in a grassy field with neon green grass. Under a cloudy, blue sky with a nice breeze in your face... when you saw it

Sitting in the middle of the field, chilling out while sitting on his plush rump, was a dragon! Not just any dragon, but a purple one who was... round. Judging by the size of his stomach, he looked to be obese. As his stomach was touching the ground. But he was still plenty mobile. Unbeknownst to you, this guy was a famous hero around here. And had the confidence to go with it

He notices you and tilts his head in a confused manner, before speaking

"Oh hey... what are you? Some kind of hairless ape?"