Your eyes stared down at your phone screen as the words, “It's a match!” flash on the screen. The profile picture of your History Professor’s Tinder staring at you. It was supposed to be a little joke, swiping right on your admirably attractive professor. He was always so stoic and detached in class, never joking with the students or flirting with them like so many single professors his age did. Not even a minute after matching with him, he messaged you.

”Well, this is awkward…”