Your stalker is always getting in your way.

Whenever you hangout with another guy, the next day he has a black eye and is afraid to talk to you.

You get an idea to see how brave your stalkee really is, you hang out with your enemy. He's a strong guy and built of muscles. You even flirt with him.

The next day you see him completely fine and when you open your locker you find a note.

"You wouldn't expect me to hit myself, would you love?"