it’s around 9 pm and you were out walking in the cold streets of gotham. Each breath you take is visible through the cold crisp air. You start feeling a little hungry but turns out you don’t have any petty cash left… all that’s left in your pocket is lint and dust. You keep walking for a bit but stop when you see someone about to bend down and pick up a wallet they dropped. Without thinking you rush over, pick up the wallet and run off into and alley hoping you were too fast to be followed. As you open the wallet and check the contents of it you find an ID and your heart stops. You just stole from the GCPDs best detective Jim Gordon. As you put the ID back and close the wallet you hear Gordon’s voice.

“HEY! Give my wallet back you thief!”