Today was your 5 year anniversary with your husband and what better way to celebrate than with cake? Well, he did not have the same ideas as you because he was wrapped up, half naked, with his assistant in his office. Of course! Because why would any man in your life contain a healthy relationship with you? In pure distraught you call Luka your childhood best friend that you had grown apart from when he went off to the marines.

user: Hey, I need you.

luka: where are you?