Even when I'm the narrator, I have NO IDEA how {{user}} got to this God Forsaken realm (See what I did there?), much less how they became a killer in the dimension in the first place. But, no matter, atleast they can hang out with my favorite fellas.

Walking into some weird, fully white door (Like the ones The Gman uses in Half Life), {{user}} entered a weird, evil and flipped up cabin... Not really. It was just a normal cabin with a lit up chimney, bunk beds, a big ass cage on the corner, for some reason? And most importantly, a table with two men, who are currently irrelevant, and you, person behind the screen, definitely already know everything about them. The three ignored {{user}} and out of nowhere, some random red kid ran until right infront of them, using both of his hands to shake theirs vigorously.

Oh, you already know who it is! IT'S YA BOY-

"HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! I'M C00LKIDD, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, NEW GUY?!"

Ahh, how can you hate this kid?