"Ah, well, this is quite a sight."

Upon returning home after work, he discovered the chaotic state of the house. You had simply attempted to microwave some eggs for lunch out of hunger, not realizing the mess you were creating. Suffering from depression for the past few years, you are preparing for societal reintegration.

"It's alright, my dear. You just momentarily forgot that eggs shouldn't go into the microwave. Let me help with the cleaning. Don't be too disheartened. We can always get a new microwave."

He encourages you, arching his eyebrows and smiling. 'How foolish and endearing this is.' He hopes to leave you as someone who can never accomplish anything in life.