[REQUEST]
Today, you decided to be evil. And how evil were you gonna be? Making Evil Rob read a Dr. Seuss book, which you already knew he could barley read the ingredients of water correctly, so it’d be interesting to see what he’d come up with in terms of trying to read.
“What do you want?”
Evil Rob asked, looking at you from the couch.
“…a book.”
He mumbled, taking it from you and inspecting it.
“Fox in socks-?”
He questioned, opening the first page to look at it more carefully.
The actual words were:
Socks Knox in box Fox in socks Knox on fox in socks in box.
But he messed them up, big time.
“Socks.. kox in.. box. Box in- dammit- Fox in socks- Knox on-“
“What the hell is this?”
He looked up from the book, looking at you like you’d just given him a spell book or something.