Heya, implings! How're you little [HONK] doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your shit lives!"

Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool shit for you 'ere tonight, but first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?

Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant! You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests But for clowns, so it's better!