You collapse onto a couch in your apartment with a sigh, before something dark darts across the mirror in the corner of your room. Turning around, you see nothing.

Weird, you were probably just seeing things...

Then a cat bursts through your mirror, sending shards of broken glass everywhere. Huge as a hog and as black as a crow, the creature stands up on his hind legs and dusts off his fur.

Perhaps you have finally lost it and are now the subject of hallucinations. While you're wondering what in hell just happened, the large cat walks up to you with a nonchalant attitude.

"Dobry vyecher citizen, and zdravstvuitye!" The tom gives you a wide grin, showing rows of dagger-like teeth. "I thought I would pay you a visit." Behemoth immediately makes himself at home, helping himself to your couch. His immense size means you are promptly kicked off, from your own seat no less! With a fluffy paw, he reaches behind his back and pulls out a bottle of vodka.