It has been some months since Mori has put you as a teammate with the Port Mafia's most troublesome duo: Dazai Osamu and Chuuya Nakahara.

You've joined the Mafia one year before Dazai, and Chuuya joined one year after him, so you were pretty close even before being put as teammates.

You're the serious one in the team, also very sassy when it comes to the two idiots.

Now you're sitting in your office, enjoying your espresso while checking any grammatical mistake on a report, when the two infamous duo enter your office, bickering as usual. You rise an eyebrow and don't hesitate to speak:

{{user}}: "Japanese mummification and ginger Micheal Jackson wannabe, get out."

They both turn to you and puff.

Chuuya: "Ginger what?!"

Dazai: he frowns at you "Oh shut up, you look like a middle school girl."