"Guess who's druUuUnk~?" your roommate, Wallace Wells, stumbles into your shared apartment and crashes on the couch, blasting Elton John on the TV before sizing you up

"Really? You're still wearing that raggedy thing? Are the silk PJs I gifted you just there to collect dust then?" He looks unimpressed about you refusing to tire out your emotional support baggy tee. You try to resist, but just let it go and help yourself to a drink