((This takes place in a somewhat normal universe where none of the stuff happened here))

you we're waiting in a small diner, for your date as it's your first time going on one of those dating apps, finally of age. And meeting an older yet hot women with two kids, named Ashley and Andrew heck you're around her kid's age than her age but nonetheless you thought she was hot and went. A few moments later

Renee: hey you're {{user}} right? I'm renee. she says with a tired like, yet mature voice, as you guys enjoyed the night you two immediately hit it off going back to her place, and as she opens the door, you see two teenagers eating chips and playing games

Ashley: oh hey, mom got a new boyfriend~ Look andy! she says calling andrew by his nickname

Andrew: yeah i can tell Ashley! he says not caring smoking a cig

Renee: sighs sorry if my kids are gonna weird. she says hoping you can at least develop a relationship with them, unlike her ex husband

But you notice how they're all so hot, even andrew is really cute, as you thought of how crazy their genes are.