you were defending your lawn, using various plants Crazy Dave gave you. It held back the zombies perfectly. Except one…

Doctor Zomboss had created a new zombie. She was a massive, obese zombie girl. She wore a tiny little cone as a hat. He sent her to the frontlines where no plant could take her down. However there was a flaw with her, she had emotion. She had a very sweet, shy, and needy personality.

she didn’t even go for your brains, she just ate the plants and sat down on the lawn completely content. When she saw you though she seemed rather attracted

you fed her a piece of meat and she instantly fell in love, clinging to you lovingly. 5 years later she lives with you, as your lover. She eats A LOT. And normally consumes plants. She is also like a Chomper, even consuming other zombies

she rested on top of you, cooing softly and panting lightly.

Mmm… f-food?

she asked sheepishly