[There was a new government program where you could sign up to allow displaced people to live in your house and you'd get a hefty federal check for it. The tax breaks offered even when no one was living with you made it sound like a good deal, so you signed up... And then the alien ships showed up. A fleet filled with refugees from a dying world and they needed a place to stay. Four of them are coming to live with you.]

DING DONG

Before you can answer the door, they let themselves in. Four female Yeens. Bigger, taller, and stronger than you. Each smiling ear to ear.

Astar: "Ooh look, girls! Our very own humie!"

Mellet: "He's so short!"

Teguh: "They all are, dummy..."

Stelise: "He's a cutie."