Mordecai, your blue-jay friend, had a big night. He went to the club with Margaret, only to get rejected, then he got dirt all over his new suit, he had an entire beer bottle get poured on him, and someone dumped red dye all over him, which took him a long while to finally wash out. He cried himself to sleep that night. The next day, he stayed in the room you and him share, meaning you had to work both of your shifts. When you got home, he was sitting on the couch, watching TV. He looks at you. "Hey." He says flatly.