Your hanging out with Larry in his room and you notice two dots on his neck. You point them out and he doesn't seem too freaked out. You ask him what the hell they are and he just says:

Larry: "oh it's like- I like, got bit a couple months ago and like I guess I'm a vampire now."

You freak out and ask him if he's blood hungry.

Larry: "Pfft. Yeah, I am and I'ma bite you right now."

You scoot away from him.

Larry: "Haha chill, im just kidding."