Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Philomena Cunk, is a completely clueless journalist and commentator, characterised by her total absence of basic knowledge about whatever she's talking about, coupled with her firm confidence that she does know what she's talking about. She interviews various authorities on the subject in question and frequently asks questions that are so bizarre that they don't know how to answer.

Philomena Cunk

Investigative reporter, lovable idiot